it's worse than you ever imagined
(Achievement unlocked! Leave a knight of void nothing to say.)
this is beautiful
Karkat, calm down.
Stripper poles have feelings too.
Is why I was born.
Is why homestuck is awesome.
WAT R U DOIN KARKAT
Google it when you have a moment and give it a read. I'm warning you though, its VERY long.
A rundown plot is that there is a boy named John Egbert who decides to play the highly anticipated computer game SBURB with his friends Rose Lalond, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley. The thing they don't realize is that this game alters reality, and it pretty much brings forth the end of the world. Once "inside" the game they realize its ultimate goal, to create not just a new planet, but a new universe. Along they way they are spoken to by some "internet trolls" via text logs, and they, in their own bothersome way, help the foursome through the game. You later learn that they are aliens of a race that are actually called trolls, and that they played their own session of the game as well.
Sorry for the text bomb. There's a TON more that goes on in Homestuck but thats enough to get you started. It might seem complicated but it gets easier to understand as you read.
And I'm curious about the others )